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Classic things to say when stressed
Classic things to say when stressed
- "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
- "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
- "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
- "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
- "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
- "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
- "Do I look like a fucking people person!"
- "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
- "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
- "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
- "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
- "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
- "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"
- "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
- "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
- "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
- "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
- "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
- "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
- "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
- "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"
- "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
- "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
- "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
- "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
- "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
- "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
- "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
- "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
- "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
- "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
- "Earth is full. Go home."
- "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
- "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
- "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
- "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
- "If as sholes could fly, this place would be an airport."
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