What can we get from porn?

What can we get from porn?

1. Pleasure, mostly do
2. Exercise, either first stage or full stream
3. Motionsickness, if doing in the moving object
4. 4-colour printed glossy paper with centre-folded
5. A box with well screened disc(s) inside
6. Recognition, from book shop's seller
7. Change, if you pay big cash
8. Paper bag, to makes it less obvious carrying back to own place
9. Idea, of making things more fun - or - more pervert
10. Stress eyes, staring at the subject
11. Wet keyboard, if it happens here
12. Wet floor, if it happens a little away
13. More friends, from trading the media
14. ...

What else do you think as a benefit of porno?